The 12 Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas, my computer gave to me
a glitch on the video screen.

On the second day of Christmas, my computer gave to me
Two keyboard bounces,
and a glitch on the video screen.

Onthe third day of Christmas, my computer gave to me
Three loose plugs,
Two keyboard bounces,
and a glitch on the video screen.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my computer gave to me
Four garbled saves,
Three loose plugs,
Two keyboard bounces,
and a glitch on the video screen.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my computer gave to me
Five syntax errors,
Four garbled saves,
Three loose plugs,
Two keyboard bounces,
and a glitch on the video screen.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my computer gave to me
Six I/O spasms,
Five syntax errors,
Four garbled saves,
Three loose plugs,
Two keyboard bounces,
and a glitch on the video screen.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my computer gave to me
Seven system re-sets,
Six I/O spasms,
Five syntax errors,
Four garbled saves,
Three loose plugs,
Two keyboard bounces,
and a glitch on the video screen.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my computer gave to me
Eight worthless printouts,
Seven system re-sets,
Six I/O spasms,
Five syntax errors,
Four garbled saves,
Three loose plugs,
Two keyboard bounces,
and a glitch on the video screen.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my computer gave to me
Nine burnt-out fuses,
Eight worthless printouts,
Seven system re-sets,
Six I/O spasms,
Five syntax errors,
Four garbled saves,
Three loose plugs,
Two keyboard bounces,
and a glitch on the video screen.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my computer gave to me
Ten disc-drive lockouts,
Nine burnt-out fuses,
Eight worthless printouts,
Seven system re-sets,
Six I/O spasms,
Five syntax errors,
Four garbled saves,
Three loose plugs,
Two keyboard bounces,
and a glitch on the video screen.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my computer gave to me
Eleven damaged diskettes,
Ten disc-drive lockouts,
Nine burnt-out fuses,
Eight worthless printouts,
Seven system re-sets,
Six I/O spasms,
Five syntax errors,
Four garbled saves,
Three loose plugs,
Two keyboard bounces,
and a glitch on the video screen.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my computer gave to me
Twelve blown-out circuits,
Eleven damaged diskettes,
Ten disc-drive lockouts,
Nine burnt-out fuses,
Eight worthless printouts,
Seven system re-sets,
Six I/O spasms,
Five syntax errors,
Four garbled saves,
Three loose plugs,
Two keyboard bounces,
and a glitch on the video screen.


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